facebook jokes on friends

Ek Ladaki Ki Shadi Se Do Din Pahle Uski Saheli Ne Pucha: Shadi Ki Sari Taiyariyan Kar Li Kya?
Ladaki: Ha Phon To Format Kar Diya Hai Facebook Bhi Deactivate Kar Diya Hai Bas Tu Apna Muh Band Rakhiyo

Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!

Facebook Ka Messenger App Dahej Mein Aaye Saale Ki Tarh Hai
Aap Chaho Na Chaho Lekin Rakhna Padega..

Santa to Banta, "Every night my wife puts a mudpack on her face and slices of cucumber over her eyes".
Banta: Does it work?
Santa: No, it doesn't work. I can still tell, it's her!